“I’m terribly sorry to bother, but I appear to have misplaced my map. Is there anyplace nearby I could obtain a new one? I’m, well, lost without it— literally. I’m in desperate need of directions.”
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❝Didn’t think I had the digs to be Thebes’ walking-and-talking ’welcome parade’ or anything, but I suppose I can spare you some of my time.
Up the creek and to the right of yourridiculouslyconspicuous sideburns is a concessions booth— the folks over there should have what you’re looking for at a fair price.❞
