— “Agreed.”
— “I’d love to throw all three of them in a lake. Or at least the oversized campfire.”
“My vote’s on the oversized campfire, as well.”
“His cohorts, on the other hand, can be dispatched to a foster home of our choosing.
Hope those folks don’t mind the stench of dead people melding with their black coffee and Saturday morning newspaper.”
(Source: negativisticism)
— “I can’t blame you.”
— “They’re just as annoying as he is.”
“Mmm. You could say that again.”
“I’d rather go skinny-dipping in the Styx than spend another incessant moment with those bumbling blockheads.”
(Source: negativisticism)
— “Both his excuses for servants and the campfire himself.”
— It had also been tempting to blow his hair out just for the fun of it.
“Right.”
“How in Zeus’ name I forgot about those insignificant little imps of his will forever remain a mystery to me.”
(Source: negativisticism)
— “Of course we are.”
— “Unless the rats are playing tricks on the both of us.”
“Huh.”
“If by rats you mean the oversized campfire from way down under, then I’m completely on board with you.”
(Source: negativisticism)
— “If you think this bothers you,”
— “You can only imagine how much I’d be lying.”
“Pfft.”
“What’s there to imagine? You and I are the same person.”
(Source: negativisticism)
“—I’d tell you that this doesn’t bother me in the slightest bit,”
“But frankly, I’d be lying like a dog if that were the case.”
